STAN'S DAILY VIEW ON LIFE

MONDAY 18TH OCTOBER 1999

 
 


 
WELL TODAY CAME THE NEWS THAT 2 OF THE BIGGEST PESTS KNOWN TO MANKIND HAD JOINED FORCES TO STOP A HOUSING PROJECT FROM GOING THROUGH . THE GREENIES AND THE POSSIBLE EXTINCTION OF THE CUMBERLAND PLAIN LAND SNAIL HAS DELAYED BUILDING OF OVER 8000 HOMES IN WESTERN SYDNEY . COSTING WHO KNOWS HOW MANY DOLLARS AND JOBS . COME ON HOW FAR ARE THE STUPID GREENIES GOING TO GO . WILL IT BE THE COMMON HOUSEFLY WE NEED TO SAVE NEXT . GIVE US A BREAK . HERE ARE STAN'S VIEW ON THE CUMBERLAND PLAIN LAND SNAIL

WELL ITS COME TO MY ATTENTION AND EVERYBODY ELSE'S ATTENTION , THAT A SNAIL MEASURING LESS THAT 3 CMS HAS PUT A STOP TO SOME MAJOR HOUSING DEVELOPEMENTS .

ITS TRUE A SNAIL, THE ENDANGERED CUMBERLAND PLAIN LAND SNAIL TO BE EXACT IS STOPPING 95 HOMES FROM BEING BUILT AT CLAREMONT MEADOWS IN WESTERN SYDNEY ALONG WITH ANOTHER 8000 HOMES ON THE SITE OF THE AUSTRALIAN DEFENSE INDUSTRIES AT ST. MARYS .

NOW BOTH PROJECTS HAVE BEEN ON HOLD FOR OVER A YEAR WHILE THE NATIONAL PARKS AND WILDLIFE SERVICE HOLDS TALKS WITH THE PENRITH COUNCIL TO DECIDE THE FATE ON THE DEVELOPEMENTS . APPARENTLY THE SNAIL IS IN DANGER OF EXTINCTION BECAUSE THEY ONLY FOUND IN 4 SITES ACROSS THE COUNTRY .

LOOK I WOULDN'T LIKE TO SEE THE DEATH OF THE SPECIES , BUT CAN'T WE PERHAPS RELOCATE THESE SNAILS TO ANOTHER SITE . THE DEVELOPERS BROUGHT THE LAND UNAWARE OF THE SNAILS AND I'M SURE THEY'RE LOSING MONEY WHILE THE COUNCIL AND THE GREENIES STUFF AROUND AT A SNAILS PACE SO TO SPEAK .

ACTUALLY I GOT ONE WAY THAT WE COULD RELOCATE THEM , JUST ISSUE SOME BIG HAMMERS AND SEND THE SNAILS OFF TO HEAVEN

BLOODY SNAILS , WHAT NEXT

 
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